Call Your Mom. She Thinks You're Dead. – Funny Greeting Card

A funny, no-nonsense card for moms who want to get their kid’s attention. Bold headline reads “Call your mom. She thinks you’re dead.” — equal parts worry and wit. Perfect for sending to college kids, grown children, or anyone who needs a loving nudge to check in.

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Blank inside

• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve