GRILLED CHEESE

Hello, you crunchy, gooey, melty sandwich, you put me in a dilemma! On one hand I want to snuggle your cute adorableness! I want to squeeze your toasty fuzziness! I want to snurfle your crusty, happy cheese! On the other hand, I'd really like to EAT YOUR FACE. What am I to do, little golden sandwich? Who knew that lunchtime could be full of such delicious conundrums??

7 or 14 squishy inches of existential meltiness! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!