SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM CONE

Oh Soft Serve Ice Cream, it's time to come home! For decades, you've only been available from trucks and shops, your light, creamy goodness squeezing itself from industrial machines into cups and sugar cones! Want some soft serve on a rainy day in February? You'd be out of luck!

Or should I say, you were out of luck! That's because "were" is the proper grammar for explaining that you can now have this symbol of frozen friendliness in the comfort of your own home! Which is also now slightly more comfortable because you have a big, round, fuzzy Soft Serve Ice Cream to cuddle! Yum! 7 or 15 squishy inches of home, soft home! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!